News #3

D.E.J.I. is preparing a battle against Evil Jake

Trackers indicate Evil Jake headed towards a remote island, presumably to hide away. D.E.J.I.'s Operation Pop Tart will guarantee Evil Jake is captured, and will either be executed or trapped in a giant steel cube at the bottom of the ocean closely circled by naval ships. People can vote on what will happen to Evil Jake, so stay tuned and go to your nearest ballot office!